Thursday, August 23, 2007

The Epic of Isaac...

What could this sweet unassuming child need a whole post for?



Here's my black and blue, glue eating, devil may care monster right now...






Well, for one thing notice the black lip? That's from him running through Grandma's house, falling over a shopping cart and busting his lip.



Now, if that wasn't enough, yesterday he decided to eat some glue. You know the kind that says, "Harmful or Fatal if Swallowed!!!" After calling poison control and finding out that he will be fine and I quote, "If he doesn't vomit, get dizzy, become lethargic, or act 'funny', then he'll be fine." Has this person ever had a 2 year old? The very first thing he did was choke on a cracker and cough for an hour, spin around until he fell (over and over again), then try to take a nap (since it was the end of the day) and basically act goofy all day long.

I think he's going to be the end of me. Luckily, HE survived.

Blessings,

Lisa

8 comments:

De'Etta said...

Aren't some of the things those poision centers tell you hilarious? When I called I was told to call WALMART and ask what was in the produce and if it were dangerous. Glad Isaac is fine.

Poor baby - that lip looks powerful painful!

Kristine said...

LOL, Lisa, I love your description of a normal two year old. A few years ago, Trevor fell off a bench in the dressing room at the rec center and I was supposed to watch him for a concussion. Of course, he fell asleep at 5 p.m. --because he'd been swimming all afternoon. Of course he felt nauseaous (sp?)--because he'd been in the wave pool all afternoon!

Glad both Isaac AND you survived . . .

Lisa in Jax said...

LOL. Yep, they are a hoot. I'm just glad I survived, well and I guess Isaac too.LOL

Kathy in WA said...

I'm so glad he didn't "act funny." Ha! What two year old is capable of NOT acting funny.

Lisa in Jax said...

Yep, it was a really stressful day.LOL

Jodi said...

Ouch. Glad to hear his acting funny was within the normal range of funny acting for 2 yo's. LOL

Cynthia said...

Ouch on the lip and yuck on the eating glue.. .egads.... there's always something, isn't there.

Lisa in Jax said...

LOL. His lip is feeling better and there seems to be no side effects from the glue incident.LOL