I tell ya, these kids need some instruction. Oh, wait, that's MY job, isn't it? I guess I'll be working on these things next week...
No driving with your mouth full. Also, quit driving in my living room. There's just not enough room in there. Take it outside, mister.
No spazing out in the kitchen. Someone could get hurt. Possibly an eye out or something.
And what is this? No standing on chairs! O.k. well, if you're doing the enormous amount of dishes behind you, for me, I'll make an exception.
Definitely, no John Travolta moves. That is soooo before you were born and looking cool is not allowed.
There. Parenting done.LOL